Humor-Satire Trump Staff Picks, Co-Conspirators and the Revolving Door of Departures [2024 Edition]

[rareboy]

Trump's Sharpei CD apparently arrested for reckless driving...what an ugly and evil looking creature. Is there one of them that doesn't look like a Batman villain?

 

[rareboy]

 

[rareboy]

I mean. Seriously.

 

[rareboy]

Needs confirmation...but yeah...time to muzzle this rabid show dog's mouth.

 

[rareboy]

 

[rareboy]

The Nuremburg defense....in her case, she will be hung out to dry. Tick Tock.

 

[KaraBulut]

From the New York Post, of all places...

America needs to hear ‘You’re fired!’ again, President Trump

If the second Trump term turns out to be like “The Apprentice” without “You’re fired!” its ratings are going to resemble Joe Biden’s.

nypost.com

America needs to hear ‘You’re fired!’ again, President Trump

Trump doesn’t have to admit error, either, but if he wants to keep winning after something’s clearly gone wrong in the public’s eye, he should send the message that his administration will do better...

The White House needs to rapidly turn the corner on Minneapolis, and obvious efforts to just change the subject won’t reassure nervous swing voters.

To move on, the prez should ax someone, get smart enforcement moving forward and then get to selling his big successes.

 

[KaraBulut]

Time for someone to lose their law license. And of course, she did this on a Friday and the same day that 2 million Epstein documents were released by the DOJ (6 weeks late).

 

[NotHardUp1]

Time for someone to lose their law license. And of course, she did this on a Friday and the same day that 2 million Epstein documents were released by the DOJ (6 weeks late).

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Surely this means the DOJ will begin arresting pastors and priests who organize protests against abortion clinics and public libraries, right?

 

[NotHardUp1]

Trump's Sharpei CD apparently arrested for reckless driving...what an ugly and evil looking creature. Is there one of them that doesn't look like a Batman villain?

At least Wo Fat looked cunning:

 

[NotHardUp1]

And Halligan told by another judge she must stop referring to herself as Prosecutor.

And the horse you rode in on.

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

 

[rareboy]

Time for someone to lose their law license. And of course, she did this on a Friday and the same day that 2 million Epstein documents were released by the DOJ (6 weeks late).

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The problem with trying to prosecute on the basis of this being a co-ordinated attack is that it wasn't.

At best, it was trespass and a misdemeanor.

Trying to make a federal case out of it shows how frightened and desperate TrumpCo. is.

 

[KaraBulut]

Surely this means the DOJ will begin arresting pastors and priests who organize protests against abortion clinics and public libraries, right?

If only.

Pastors are going to jail for sex crimes involving minors at a rate like I have never seen before. I mentioned in the Deplorables thread that I just can't keep up with posting examples- there's like 3-5 a week that I find. There's probably an equal number out there that I don't happen across.

It's not a good sign that there's an "Office of Faith" that was created by a Trump Executive Order (or to quote the EO, "establishment of the White House Faith Office" - an insult to the "Establishment Clause" of the Constitution). The Faith Office is headed by Paula White, the Florida megachurch grifter who has raked in billions of dollars from donors for her crazy religious grifting.

That's White in this picture released by the White House Press Office:


Get this- Paula White is a "Special Government Employee" (SGE), listed as a Special Advisor to the President. She has an office in the White House but doesn't earn a government salary. By having SGE status, White is exempted from governmental rules and laws that a paid employee would have to follow. This allows her to continue her grift.

Establishment of The White House Faith Office

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to assist faith-based entities,

www.whitehouse.gov

Trump reestablishes White House Faith Office, places Paula White-Cain in charge

WASHINGTON (RNS) — As with his first administration, Trump is replacing the existing White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives.

religionnews.com

Paula White Ministries | Step into your Divine Destiny

Experience the power of faith, transformation, and breakthrough—your purpose is waiting, and the time to walk in it is now.

paulawhite.org

 

[NotHardUp1]

If only.

Pastors are going to jail for sex crimes involving minors at a rate like I have never seen before. I mentioned in the Deplorables thread that I just can't keep up with posting examples- there's like 3-5 a week that I find. There's probably an equal number out there that I don't happen across.

It's not a good sign that there's an "Office of Faith" that was created by a Trump Executive Order (or to quote the EO, "establishment of the White House Faith Office" - an insult to the "Establishment Clause" of the Constitution). The Faith Office is headed by Paula White, the Florida megachurch grifter who has raked in billions of dollars from donors for her crazy religious grifting.

That's White in this picture released by the White House Press Office:
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Get this- Paula White is a "Special Government Employee" (SGE), listed as a Special Advisor to the President. She has an office in the White House but doesn't earn a government salary. By having SGE status, White is exempted from governmental rules and laws that a paid employee would have to follow. This allows her to continue her grift.

Establishment of The White House Faith Office

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to assist faith-based entities,

www.whitehouse.gov

Trump reestablishes White House Faith Office, places Paula White-Cain in charge

WASHINGTON (RNS) — As with his first administration, Trump is replacing the existing White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives.

religionnews.com

Paula White Ministries | Step into your Divine Destiny

Experience the power of faith, transformation, and breakthrough—your purpose is waiting, and the time to walk in it is now.

paulawhite.org

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I remember when the White House decades ago accepted a consulate or some such from the Vatican. It raised similar concerns.

 

[KaraBulut]

I remember when the White House decades ago accepted a consulate or some such from the Vatican. It raised similar concerns.

Remember "The Pope is going to move into the White House if we elect a Catholic?".

 

[rareboy]

^ I do. And guess what? It wasn't even the Pope who saw their chance. It was the ultra right Catholic white nationalists who realized that their fellow travellers should be in control of the SC.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Remember "The Pope is going to move into the White House if we elect a Catholic?".

That happened two years before I was born.

 

[KaraBulut]

That happened two years before I was born.

It finally did but it has a long history:

When a Catholic Terrified the Heartland

Trepidation about Mitt Romney’s Mormon faith recalls vicious attacks against Al Smith, the first Catholic presidential candidate.

archive.nytimes.com

The school board of Daytona Beach, Fla., sent a note home with every student. It read simply: “We must prevent the election of Alfred E. Smith to the Presidency. If he is elected President, you will not be allowed to have or read a Bible.” Fliers informed voters that if Smith took the White House, all Protestant marriages would be annulled, their offspring rendered illegitimate on the spot...

Opponents blanketed the country with photos of the recently completed Holland Tunnel, the caption stating that this was the secret passage being built between Rome and Washington, to transport the pope to his new abode. Countless copies of a small cartoon appeared on lampposts and mailboxes everywhere. Titled “Cabinet Meeting — If Al Were President,” it showed the cabinet room, with the pope seated at the head of the table, surrounded by priests and bishops. Over in the corner was Al Smith, dressed in a bellboy’s uniform, carrying a serving platter, on top of which was a jug of whiskey. Summing up, the minister of the largest Baptist congregation in Oklahoma City announced, “If you vote for Al Smith you’re voting against Christ and you’ll all be damned.”...

The Roman Catholic candidate lost every western state and every Midwestern industrial state, even liberal ones like Wisconsin, while the solid Democratic South split over him. What really broke the governor’s heart, however, was that his own beloved home state thoroughly rejected him; New York went for Hoover, and outside of the five boroughs, only a scant four counties returned for Smith. Even among Gotham’s smart set, the “in” joke after Smith lost was that, upon learning of his defeat, the first thing he did was send a one-word tele gram to the pope. It read, “Unpack.”

 

[KaraBulut]

It's not like we couldn't see this one coming...

Tulsi Gabbard is the Director of National Intelligence. She is the executive who oversees the 18 disparate intelligence agencies in the Federal government. She was confirmed by the Senate 52/48 (McConnell [R-KY] was the only Republican to vote against her nomination).

Complaint against Tulsi Gabbard could do ‘grave damage to national security’: Report

The whistleblower’s allegations are so highly classified that documents are being kept locked in a safe and the complaint still hasn’t been shared with Congress

www.independent.co.uk

Complaint against Tulsi Gabbard could do ‘grave damage to national security’: Report

The whistleblower’s allegations are so highly classified that documents are being kept locked in a safe and the complaint still hasn’t been shared with Congress
A whistleblower complaint alleging wrongdoing by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is so highly classified it’s being kept locked in a safe and still hasn’t been shared with Congress, according to an explosive report.

The Wall Street Journal described a “continuing, behind-the-scenes struggle” over how to assess and handle the complaint, with one official telling the newspaper that disclosure of its contents could cause “grave damage to national security.”...

The complaint was filed last May with the intelligence community’s inspector general, WSJ reported in its description of a November letter to Gabbard from Bakaj. It’s understood to also implicate another federal agency and to raise potential claims of executive privilege, suggesting possible White House involvement.

In that letter, Bakaj accused Gabbard’s office of holding up the complaint from being provided to lawmakers by failing to provide security guidance on how to do so.

 

[KaraBulut]

The weird Jan 6th protester with a law license who keeps getting bounced around in different positions at the Department of Justice just got bounced again...

Ed Martin removed as head of Justice Department's 'Weaponization Working Group'

Ed Martin has been removed as head of the Justice Department group tasked with scrutinizing the federal prosecutions of President Donald Trump.

apnews.com

Ed Martin removed as head of Justice Department’s ‘Weaponization Working Group’

Conservative activist Ed Martin has been removed as head of the Justice Department group tasked with scrutinizing the federal prosecutions of President Donald Trump and is no longer working out of department headquarters, according to a person familiar with the matter.

Martin remains the department’s pardon attorney, but is now working out of a building across Washington that houses some Justice Department offices, the person said. Martin had previously been working on the fourth floor at Justice Department headquarters, which houses the deputy attorney general’s office.

It was not immediately clear why Martin was no longer in charge of the “Weaponization Working Group,” created on Attorney General Pam Bondi’s first day in office last year, but another person familiar with the matter said the group under his leadership was not making much progress. The people spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss an internal personnel matter.

Martin was known for his bizarre behavior and for wearing a trench coat in public in the summer.


Martin had previous been the interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, even though he had no prosecutorial experience. He was reassigned from that job after Republicans Senators said that they would not support him being nominated to be the permanent US Attorney for DC. Jeanine "mix me a martini" Pirro was eventually confirmed for the position.