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What are your Porn Pet Peeves?

Scenes where straight porn is playing.
When they aren't wearing underwear.
If they are wearing underwear then they are wearing it inside out, or have the waistband rolled over.
Guys in panties I'm sorry you are a man its just weird If I wanted to see a chic get fucked I'd be straight.
Snot/vomit/Scat I don't even know why these are even things!
Bad lighting I wanna see what you're fucking.
Lack of locker room and bear and bears in the locker room scenes!
Scenes where the cock is already up the ass!
Sounding/ objects in pee hole I mean fucking OW!
Fake ass cum ie Cetaphil facial cleanser or pina colada mix.
No hair again you're a man have hair trimming is fine but have some...not having any makes me feel like i'm watching something highly illegal.
Dirty socks, dirty feet, feet in need of a pedicure, sucking the feet just NO FEET!
No kissing!
Not enough rimming.
Too much sucking.
 
^ Also feet are just damn gross. I don't want to see your damn feet, I don't care if they are immaculately clean and you just got a petti.
 
gsdx said:
A bit off-topic, but I once had an old video on VHS. Can't remember the name or much of the movie except the premise. A young guy was hired by a man to take care of his 'friends' when he wasn't already preoccupied. For some reason, the young guy thought he was there to dog-sit. He spent most of the movie just wandering around the house saying, "But where's the fuckin' dog?"
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You must mean "Takin' Care of Mike" with Tony Young, Trey Tempest, Ted Cox, etc. A great classic.
 
The stupidest thing I sometimes see is when the cock sucking begins with a guy sucking the cock with the underwear still worn over the cock. Who does that? Also, too much time spent rimming (why not just show the cheeks being spread and a finger inserted so we can at least SEE the anus). Also, many scenes take too long for the models to get naked. Footwear of any kind is a turn-off. Not enough bum shots.
 
I love the idea of sucking cock through the underwear first. I hate doing it but love it done to me. Its a total tease.

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moniker said:
The stupidest thing I sometimes see is when the cock sucking begins with a guy sucking the cock with the underwear still worn over the cock. Who does that? Also, too much time spent rimming (why not just show the cheeks being spread and a finger inserted so we can at least SEE the anus). Also, many scenes take too long for the models to get naked. Footwear of any kind is a turn-off. Not enough bum shots.
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Disagree with the first part but totally agree with you about needing to see the hole and ass more!
 
When the same guy does different partners, and the setting and action are the same in every scene.
 
I don't watch enough porn to really make an evaluation of it. But I did see one thing in a video that I really thought disgusting.

I obviously have nothing against using one's own saliva as a lubricant but I found really lacking in class when the guy lets his spit dribble from a great height onto the young boy's arsehole.
 
I have a thing for guys in white briefs, but, I hate it when it looks like they just took them out of the package and put them on.
It is really obvious that they are brand spanking new.
 
There seems to be a cultural thing, either in filming or editing, that porn made abroad will often not show the top's face, or not show it very much at all, while still showing the bottom's. You can even see the top look away from the camera more in those cultures.

There is also the weirdness of "dudes" wearing ball caps in bed, or shoes.
 
I hate it when they spend too much time in the Ken Doll factory finding models (yawns)
 
peeonme said:
I have a thing for guys in white briefs, but, I hate it when it looks like they just took them out of the package and put them on.
It is really obvious that they are brand spanking new.
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Or when they're the porn companies own brand, 3 strangers all wearing the exact same briefs :telstra:
 
These are all so great.

Some of them have made me laugh out loud because they are all my peeves as well.....
 
My biggest complaint is when no matter what I look at, nothing turns me on.*%%*
 
peeonme said:
I have a thing for guys in white briefs, but, I hate it when it looks like they just took them out of the package and put them on.
It is really obvious that they are brand spanking new.
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Most boys like the clean briefs.
 
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