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You can tell you live in a small rural town when.....

the annual parade is so short it loops around twice
 
The same old men are in the local diner each morning drinking coffee and chain smoking
 
there is no Starbucks, or so few Starbucks that you don't notice them across the street from each other.
 
You live on Main St., it is a dirt road and dead ends.

The only Non-residential buildings in town with 21 structures are the Famer's Co-op with it's 2 gas pump (both of which are diesel and dyed for agricultural use only) and it's grain elevators and two churches.

The mail boxes for the remaining houses are are located in one place and it is not the post office (since there isn't one in town).

You are still on party lines for phone service and each party line serves 4 different houses and you can hear each phone ring on your phone, and you know who is getting the call because each line has a distinctive ring.

(FYI- these are true for the town I lived in in Kansas).
 
You know that the town is small when the only business other than the Farmer's Co-op is named "Betty's Beer, Bait, and Beauty Salon", the ultimate in one stop shopping.
 
And you listen in to all of those calls - I remember as well!
 
Or it just so happens that one of the people on the same line has the same first name as yourself, and when you answer thier friend has the same name as your friend and you think that they are fucking with you and you wind up getting all campy on the phone, only to then find out that they were calling steve down the road, not the one in your house.......
 
You hold up rush minute in the middle of a 4-way stop chatting with your friend driving the oncoming car
 
You can not finger yourself in public without everyone knowing.
 
Sorry, but while in Hutchinson Kansas one of the Anchor stores was TSC. For those who are uninitiated with them, TSC stands for Tractor Supply Company and you could buy all sorts of farm implements as well as seed and live poultry.
 
When your friends in the city send you a letter with just your first name and town on the envelope and you get a call to collect it from the local post office agent.

When you are the "new family" .... and you have been living their for 25 years already.

When everyone in the local cricket team has the same surname.

When a child in school has the chicken pox, everyone in town has it.

When a town meeting is called, it is held in someone's kitchen.

When everyone in the local cemetery is related to you.

When your neighbour 2 km away calls you to tell you to ask you if you are o.k. because your toilet light has been on for a long time.
 
"Rush Minute" on main street is your uncle driving his herd of cattle or sheep to the other side of town. (And, I don't mean "driving" as "in a truck".)

A4A
 
.... the police station, court house and brothels (illegal where I live) are all in the same street. Totally true, too ..... I grew up in this town!
 
God I get so tired of people making fun of rural towns like this, I mean, it's soooooooooo stupid.

AND It's DOLLAR GENERAL and WALMART! (lol)
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you live a city not a small town. Having lived in towns with less than 1000 people I know all of the nice things about them but there is also a lot of humor connected with them. It is possible to laugh about something and not be making fun of it.

you can tell you live in a small rural town when...

...you have no idea where the key to your house is.

....it rained while you at work and your nieghbors shut your windows and brought the laundry in off the line.

your kids walk to school alone

...you have out of town guests and it makes the paper.
 
...the local newspaper (which only comes out weekly since not much goes on) devotes an entire column to reporting who had out-of-town company including who they were and what they did while in town.
 
The local banker parks his Chrysler in front of the bank, with his keys in the trunk lock, every day. (And he only lives three blocks away.)

The major intersection is a four way stop (no signs) at Main and Elm Streets.

The drug store is also the local diner.

There are 5 churches, but only one bar/general store/post office.

The Mayor, Constable, and volunteer Fire Chief are the same guy.

You and your buddys dam up the creek to make a swimin' hole, and it's not polluted water.

5 min. on your bike and you'll be in the "country".

Wherever you and your friends may be at lunch time, "Mom" will make sandwiches for everyone.

I doesn't matter where you've been all day, as long as you're home by dusk. (no street lights).
 
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