The town cemetary is in the church yard.
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You can tell you live in a small rural town when.....
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The waitress at the restaurant places your order without being asked.....or told!
There are no bar rooms
They call the bar a "beer garden."
No parking meters
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... "snob hill" has just five houses, and is still close enough to town that the kids walk to school.
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... the mail carrier stops for coffee with half the town and still has time for donuts at the cafe when the route is finished.
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... jogging the city limits is the warm-up for the high school cross-country team's practice after school.
... you go to pick up your weekly order, and from behind the counter Joe hands you your prescription, your new photo prints, and a brick of .22 shells.
... an exception has to be made for rules against nepotism, because there isn't anyone around to hire who ISN'T at least a second cousin.
... there are more bars in town than churches, but you can see them all from the steeple of the Catholic church, and only need two hands to count them all.
... when you smell burning trash from a fireplace, you know who it is because you remember the Smiths were the ones with the barbecue Friday evening.
... "I'll meet you at the overpass" means where the railroad crosses the slough.
... the sheriff catches you as a teenager, fishing illegally, and writes down your names without asking, but gives the warning to your mom at the bakery.
... your swim teacher is the captain of the one fishing boat, and he does it for free to be sure he'll have crew who can swim well.
... when a new sewer main goes in clear across town and out to the sewer plant, the work is finished in three days.
... there really aren't any feuds, because anyone who is anyone is already related to everyone.
... you can ask about the social studies assignment at wrestling practice, because the coach is the teacher -- and the assistant principal, and part-time bus driver.
And FYI, most of those are from reality as I grew up in it!
... you go to pick up your weekly order, and from behind the counter Joe hands you your prescription, your new photo prints, and a brick of .22 shells.
... an exception has to be made for rules against nepotism, because there isn't anyone around to hire who ISN'T at least a second cousin.
... there are more bars in town than churches, but you can see them all from the steeple of the Catholic church, and only need two hands to count them all.
... when you smell burning trash from a fireplace, you know who it is because you remember the Smiths were the ones with the barbecue Friday evening.
... "I'll meet you at the overpass" means where the railroad crosses the slough.
... the sheriff catches you as a teenager, fishing illegally, and writes down your names without asking, but gives the warning to your mom at the bakery.
... your swim teacher is the captain of the one fishing boat, and he does it for free to be sure he'll have crew who can swim well.
... when a new sewer main goes in clear across town and out to the sewer plant, the work is finished in three days.
... there really aren't any feuds, because anyone who is anyone is already related to everyone.
... you can ask about the social studies assignment at wrestling practice, because the coach is the teacher -- and the assistant principal, and part-time bus driver.
And FYI, most of those are from reality as I grew up in it!
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Hey I live in a small rural town and you guys have some good points but.....
You know you live in a small town when.....
.....During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids.
......You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
......There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
......The local gas station sells live bait.
......You're on a first name basis with the chief of police.
......All your radio-preset buttons are country
......Your mayor is also your garbage hauler, barber, and insurance salesman.
......You call the wrong number and talk to the person for an hour anyway.
......You know the code names for everyone on the CB. (oh sooo true!
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......The meaning of true love is that you'll ride in the tractor with him. (for us gay country guys! )
........Coke is something that comes in a bottle that you drink.
.........You write a check and nobody ask for ID.
.........When you go outside and all you hear are birds singing and the dog snoring. Every body waves. The air smells clean.
Trust me....I've heard them all!
You know you live in a small town when.....
.....During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids.
......You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
......There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
......The local gas station sells live bait.
......You're on a first name basis with the chief of police.
......All your radio-preset buttons are country
......Your mayor is also your garbage hauler, barber, and insurance salesman.
......You call the wrong number and talk to the person for an hour anyway.
......You know the code names for everyone on the CB. (oh sooo true!
)......The meaning of true love is that you'll ride in the tractor with him. (for us gay country guys!
)........Coke is something that comes in a bottle that you drink.
.........You write a check and nobody ask for ID.
.........When you go outside and all you hear are birds singing and the dog snoring. Every body waves. The air smells clean.
Trust me....I've heard them all!
Grass is something you mow.
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... the community hall is the parking bay at the fire department, with the fire engine parked outside.
... the only skinhead you ever see is a guy who keeps getting his head shaved because he wipes out on his motorcycle and needs stitches -- and who ever heard of helmets?
... the only skinhead you ever see is a guy who keeps getting his head shaved because he wipes out on his motorcycle and needs stitches -- and who ever heard of helmets?
Traffic stops to let you cross the street and wishes you a good day
You know you live in a small town when...
"downtown" is an auto parts store, a gas station, the drug store, the cafe and the bank.
there are no "stray" dogs.
Third Street is on the edge of town.
the only traffic light has one flashing red bulb.
the town has only one cop... and once you know where he is....
"downtown" is an auto parts store, a gas station, the drug store, the cafe and the bank.
there are no "stray" dogs.
Third Street is on the edge of town.
the only traffic light has one flashing red bulb.
the town has only one cop... and once you know where he is....
the general store sells actual penny candy.
You know you live in a small town when...
The UPS guy sees your truck in the parking lot of the hardware store, so he swings in, drops the package in the back, then calls later to make sure you saw it.
No one uses turn signals, because everyone knows where you are going.
The first baby of the new year was born in July.
The UPS guy sees your truck in the parking lot of the hardware store, so he swings in, drops the package in the back, then calls later to make sure you saw it.
No one uses turn signals, because everyone knows where you are going.
The first baby of the new year was born in July.
(I know ... 
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The mail man reminds you to pay your past due bills