You can tell you live in a small rural town when.....

[Fastdavy]

...YOU are the gay community.

Lol!I know what you mean,I am the town queer!

 

[dynk]

The milk man comes into the house and puts the milk in your fridge. Your door is never locked.

 

[cplmilt]

when no one can belive how fast the towns growing when the first real grocery store opens.

 

[M4P]

You rent a limo and the town folk figure its for a funeral

 

[cplmilt]

ninty percent of the kids in school don't live in town

 

[M4P]

You gather 12 girls and either have a softball team or a full set of teeth

 

[elmatador_adrian]

Your weekly sunday eating out places are limited to Dairy Queen or "the fried chicken place"...

 

[M4P]

Don't forget the Chinese Cafe

 

[dynk]

everyone whispers.........about the fag down the street.

 

[thewiz]

When you buy a new television, it is the talk of the coffee shop.....

Everyone in town knows you're going to have surgery before you do!

 

[PixelHerder]

When you buy a new television, it is the talk of the coffee shop.....

When you buy a new television, the whole town just happens to be passing and ends up in your front room watching it...

 

[cockman1701]

...going to WalMart is a major shopping event.

 

[Rmonty206]

When your Town Square is a Dot,

When you can't buy a house there unless you have the exact change,

When you call your sister on the phone and the operator cuts in and say's "I don't think she's home...her car is gone"

 

[M4P]

When your third grade teached taught your mother third grade

 

[PixelHerder]

When you call your sister on the phone and the operator cuts in and say's "I don't think she's home...her car is gone"

 

[thewiz]

When you overhear a conversation at the grocery store about your son's underwear and the fact there's a "stain" on them......


When you go into the pharmacy for condoms and the pharmacist waits on you.....and was at your house last night having dinner and is also your godfather....

 

[quasar]

When you plug in your rechargeable multi-speed dildo with interchangeable heads and cause a blackout.

 

[dynk]

Everyone know your first name, and that you have that dildo Q.

 

[Kyanimal]

When you plug in your rechargeable multi-speed dildo with interchangeable heads and cause a blackout.

Sorta gives a new meaning to the term "brown out", doesn't it?? (And EVERYONE knows who the guily party is, Q!)

"Hay Rides" are nothing Special ... just another part of your chores!

The school's band teacher is also your piano teacher, church organist, and track coach.

The football coach is also your history teacher and school principal.

The only business open, after 5 o'clock, is the diner/bar.

 

[M4P]

You dial a wrong number and still talk for 20 minutes