You can tell you live in a small rural town when.....

[phoneguy2]

...the 'anchor' stores of the mall are Family Dollar and Walgreens.

...the morning and evening commute are called the Rush Minute.

...your kids have the same teacher, all 12 years.

...the 'entering' and 'leaving' signs are on the same post.

...the corner gas station is also the town's grocery store and coffee shop.

 

[PixelHerder]

.... you have to dance with your sister at school dances or you don't dance at all.

(and if it's a REALLY small town, you'll get a lumber too )

 

[PixelHerder]

... when everyone you meet on your way home tells you what your mom is making for your dinner that night

 

[texyboi]

lol I live there....I bought a infinity fx35...before I could get it home I had 3 messeges on my machine asking me about it

 

[PixelHerder]

LOL

... when the newsagent delivers your papers by standing at his door and throwing them to your house. Under-arm.

 

[cbtfan]

95% of the population has the same last name...and it's not your name

 

[texyboi]

small town life has it's benifits too...when my dog runs off I'm either called or she is brought back

 

[phoneguy2]

School holiday's are planting and harvest weeks.

You guys are good, Keep them coming

Wally

 

[PixelHerder]

When I say newsagent - perhaps I exaggerated...

... if you ever farted you could hear the whole town tutting

 

[texyboi]

when u call the wrong number and u can reckonize the voice

 

[PixelHerder]

You took your city cousin to look for dingleberries and they searched all night for them while you and your buddies made fun of him.

Hahahaha -

Cow-tipping

 

[PixelHerder]

when u call the wrong number and u can reckonize the voice

 

[sissyboy]

When your town doesn't have a pizza place (but one of the gas stations and one of the convenience stores sell carry out pizza) or a bakery/doughnut shop, but it does have 4 discount cigarette and beer stores, one of which has a drive through window.

 

[PixelHerder]

... the school band is two accordians and your cousin on the dinner triangle

 

[texyboi]

when u walk in peoples back doors without knocking

 

[cbtfan]

when u walk in peoples back doors without knocking

yep, done that.. front door too.. and didn't think anything of it.

how about when their dog/cat etc welcomes you... but not a stranger?

 

[PixelHerder]

.... Victoria's secret is a girl named Victoria eveyone knows but no one mentions.

... the town calls a public holiday when Uncle John gets a new tractor.

 

[filipbong]

...you don't have migraine...

 

[PixelHerder]

... your mom and dad invite the whole town round for a barbecue and only have to stick an extra ten sausages on the grill.

 

[PixelHerder]

... Founder's Day parade consists of... Uncle John's new tractor. And the school band