You can tell you live in a small rural town when.....

[1gayguy]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

A traffic jam is caused by a flock of wild turkeys crossing the road.

 

[dynk]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

you can walk the streets at night safely

 

[dynk]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

No traffic in the streets

 

[M4P]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

If you're short of cash the grocery store will let you pay next time

 

[dynk]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

When you go to the store to buy something, they know if you are of legal age or not.

 

[M4P]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

Your 1st grade teacher not only taught your siblings she also taught your parents

 

[dynk]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

....your doctor delivered you and your parents

 

[dynk]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

you know everybody you pass on the street

 

[dynk]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

you get invited to everybody's wedding

 

[Shepherd 2]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

There are no sidewalks to walk on any time,
and there are no sidewalks to fold up after 5 PM each day.


Shep+

 

[Kyanimal]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

A traffic jamb = 1 tractor and 2 buggies ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Shepherd 2]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

When you walk down in the middle of the street or public highway, and people all call out from their front porches or as they pass, your well known nickname, which in my case is "Boner." Golly, I wonder what that is all about?


Shep+

 

[M4P]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

Everyone comes to the New Years "do"

 

[theworldwithout]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

When you get a front page story in your local paper like this:

 

[Shepherd 2]

Re: You can tell you live in a small rural town wh

When you get a front page story in your local paper like this:

And the newwspaper is not a daily paper but a weekly paper published on Thursdays.

Shep+

 

[USEDCAR]

When the news paper is on one page
The hospital is only 5 rooms with one doctor and nurse
Everyone works at the same job

 

[dynk]

there is no nursing home

 

[Kyanimal]

The only car dealer, within 50 mi., is loosing his franchise ...

 

[dynk]

there is no McDonalds

 

[frankfrank]

The tallest skyscraper in town is somebody's silo.