Your turnoffs in Porn

[Spiff]

• When a hot "two's company" scene turns into a spoiled "three's a crowd" one.
• When it takes forever for a guy to jerk out a load. Where's the editor?
• Guys that stare into the camera. Don't look at me, look at your partner!
• Weird hair. Really, orange or purple hair does nothing for me.
• Weird underwear. What's with the Underoos? This looks like kiddie porn.
• A cumshot that is nothing more than a couple drips. Scrap the scene or reshoot it. Why do you think they call it the "money shot"?
• Hot guys that have their pubes completely shaved off. It's like someone scraping the icing off a cake.
• How undressing always gets cut out. Watching someone get naked is a hot part of foreplay, don't cut it out!
• When there is no talking. Some you complain of too much talking. But I'd like to see the guys be more human. Talking makes the relationship more believable. Otherwise, they may as well have sex with a blow-up doll.
• Ending too soon after the climax. I want to see some afterplay, please.

 

[Spiff]

I keep thinking of more. .

• Stereotypical props. Yeah, all us gays like having sex wearing bandannas around our necks.
• The use of "toys." Um, you have a dick. Learn to use it. Donate the toys to charity.

 

[hairyguy]

Here's hoping some porn studios read through this thread and take note as there are many common complaints!

 

[buddy1970]

A scene where the two are fucking and it just cuts into the two guys jerking off and cumming. This is not my piece of cake. I prefer it more if the bottom cums while the top is fucking him and then the top comes out and cums.

Too many close-ups of body parts. It's just not attractive.

TATTOOS!!

Ignoring the beauty of the bum.

Guys who finish via masterbation

I only have one turn off and that's when they don't kiss at all.

shaved pubes...HATE IT.....

When the guys screams I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum and you are expecting a huge load and he just dribbles a few drops of cum.

When it looks like they're doing an overall poor job and aren't really into it like kissing, rimming, sucking etc. I need some passion and heat.

smooth bodies, shaved bodies, lack of kissing.... anything to do with pain or drugs... Most leather porn , slings,toys , bondage . I'm a fan of erotic passionate romantic ,,get undressed slow and make out deep and then eat each others bodies and suck each other off for a while then fuck but show the whole scene not just in and out of the dick ..i love watching a guy get fucked when the camera pulls back and we see all the action with faces.

Not so much a turnoff, but I find it silly that the man will be rubbing his bare cock against his partner, and in the next scene where the penetration begins, he's all of a sudden wearing a condom.

Guys that have to use a cockring to keep it hard.
Guys that can't GET it hard.

All this and more. Not enough different, creative shots of how two men can touch each other. Cum shots over too quickly (not enough slow-mo, from different angles). Not enough muscular, handsome black men. Never get to see the butt in action. Not enough passionate bedroom-style sex. Glory holes in bathroom stalls where there aren't even any doors, or where the guys have already seen each other. (What's the friggin' point?!) I need less of the fake scenarios and more guys on mattresses just getting it on. Please.

 

[bearberg1963]

About the only things I find a complete turnoff is for either of the guys to be covered in tattoos or to have long hair. I also like the models/actors/performers to at least look like they're enjoying themselves, not just going through the motions. And for Pete's sake...if one has to jack off to a straight porn magazine to keep his dick hard...take the camera off of him. An of you who have seen "Poolman's Fantasy" from Bacchus Productions know exactly what I'm talking about.

 

[That70sJoe]

When one guy is completely into it and giving his partner a lot to play off of and the other guy is just going through the basic motions and you can see in his eyes that he's just thinking about what he's going to buy with the paycheck for this scene. It sucks for us and especially for his partner who's giving us what we want when we watch gay porn.

 

[legman7]

Just quickly....

I like it when they remove their clothes, not the opening scene, then they are naked.

I don't like it when they transition from one scene to another.

When the cameraman just shows the fucking going on from the back position. It's really not the movement or action with me---it is being able to see their bodies so what do I want to see backs for when there is a beautiful face or nice hairy pubes to see? Not the whole scene filmed from that angle.

When they stop their action too soon and then just sit back and j/o. After all the passion it's a letdown.

It's mostly cameraman irritations with me. They don't know what to focus on. I want to see the whole body, especially the legs. And I don't like it when they don't do some closeups, when everything is distance filming. Because I want to see their crotch or leg hair up close and many times with distance filming you can't tell. Or worse yet, they focus too much on the wrong guy. You have this deliciously handsome, hairy guy and they spend the whole scene focusing on the smooth guy. How boring. At least a guy with hair has some entertainment pleasure for me who likes body hair.

I really don't like it when the guys are laughing and talking and acting stupid. It should be fairly serious, I want to be entertained, not listen to them be embarrassed or say things about how much they regret having to do this, or just act stupid while they are jerking off or making a feeble attempt to suck another guy off. Really bad.

And most important--shaving ANY body part irritates me immensely. Body hair is beautiful and I don't appreciate shaved butts, pubes, tummys, chests, balls, legs==anywhere!! I can't understand this phenomenon at all.

Probably many other things but this is all I can think of for now.

 

[legman7]

shaved pubes...HATE IT.....

Hooray for you!!! I agree completely!!

 

[teadrinker]

Ooohh I agree with EVERYTHING so far! If I had to pick a few:

* fucking without intimacy. You know the sort of thing - cock in ass, but zero other body contact - the guys don't even look at each other.

* not enough kissing.

* socks. I mean, how foolish is that! On the other hand, two muscle studs wearing boots can be pretty hot - it gives the impression they were so madly in lust with each other they couldn't get fully undressed.

* black guys fucking white guys. I'd like to see the other way around more often.

* dribbly cum shots. Come on editors - if the money shot isn't up to scratch, at least edit a good one in!

* flaccid bottoms. I like to see both guys really into it.

* Lack of intimacy; lack of passion. Again, I think this is the single biggest turn off for me. I hate formulaic "going through the motions" porn.

-T.

 

[cmlei70]

1. Knowing someone is gay for pay. I prefer them gay or truly bisexual (rather than the coy sexualist/bisexual label some g4p actors use). It would be like creating black erotica and then casting white people to play the roles in black face. Most gay for pay actors are extremely mechanical, and they understandably show little to no interest in their partners. Some gay for pay performers can be good, but it appears to be rare based upon my viewing.

2. Directorial intrusion. The director interrupting the action to say, "move your foot. Tilt your head. Raise your ass." These interruptions can break the spell especially if the scene is hot. Let the scene go. Who cares if I can't see the penis for a few seconds?

3. jackrabbiting to the point that you know the bottom is not having fun.

4. Performers who never bottom. I think the best porn comes from versatile performers.

5. When the performers are put in such ridiculous positions that I'm worried more about them hurting their backs than my being turned on.

6. When a bottom has his legs in the air, and his feet are filthy. Clean the man's feet!!!

7. The focus on penetration or repeated close ups of the penis at the expense of missing other sexy activities such as passionate kissing.

 

[Nomenclature]

Music

The fat, ugly old guys who keep uploading videos to xTube

Exaggerated moaning

Recycled shots

Obviously-faked penetration/orgasm

Mechanical, dominant sex

Outdoor scenes

When the actors are naked. . .but still have sneakers on (what the fuck? How did they get their pants off?!)


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Nervous amateurs, real couples and passionate kissing/sex are my hugest turn-ons though.

 

[Ellybelly909]

I am not a big fan of rimming

Guys who call their partners "bitch"

not enough nipple play

blow jobs that barely go past the head

badly dubbed moaning -- Bel Ami did this for the longest time

models that aren't into giving pleasure just receiving

 

[smexiiblade]

1. Sex toys. I HATE those xD

2. When it is obvious that the top has a difficult time staying hard. Also, when the bottom is flaccid. Lame.

3. Long hair. I like short hair only.

4. No passion, no kissing, no touching. It makes it seem like they are doing it for the money...

5. When the scene cuts to two guys just sitting and jerking off to cum. WTF? What was the point in fucking each other if they were going to just sit and jerk off anyway??

6. Keeping any part of clothing on. I've seen many videos where the top and/or bottom is still wearing a shirt. WTF?

7. Jock straps. LAME!

8. When the bottom doesn't cum.

9. Facial hair.

10. When twinks are really skinny. Ew...it makes them look really girly.

11. It annoys me when the movie fades into different scenes a lot.

12. Fat and old. Gross.

13. Ugly faces, nice bodies. The ugly faces outweighs the nice bodies on my turn-off scale.

14. When the cameraman keeps the camera on the penetration for a long time. I mean, sure that's the point of porn, but I want to see their bodies and faces, too!

15. Odd fetishes...urine, feet, bondage, etc.

 

[Suburbanite]

I echo two already stated:

I hate spitting, especially when it's a woman doing it (I like straight porn, but only if the woman is tolerable).

It's also a disappointment (in gay and straight porn) when they don't focus on or even show the guy taking off his clothes. There should be some ceremony to unwrapping the package.

 

[Radio_Ethiopia]

I hate hate hate music especially when it drowns out moaning

keeping your shirt on while fucking? WTF

When its all normal than all of a sudden, AHHHH FISTING GROSS!!!!!!!!

Twinks. twinks are gross.

 

[legman7]

1. Sex toys. I HATE those xD

2. When it is obvious that the top has a difficult time staying hard. Also, when the bottom is flaccid. Lame.

3. Long hair. I like short hair only.

4. No passion, no kissing, no touching. It makes it seem like they are doing it for the money...

5. When the scene cuts to two guys just sitting and jerking off to cum. WTF? What was the point in fucking each other if they were going to just sit and jerk off anyway??

6. Keeping any part of clothing on. I've seen many videos where the top and/or bottom is still wearing a shirt. WTF?

7. Jock straps. LAME!

8. When the bottom doesn't cum.

9. Facial hair.

10. When twinks are really skinny. Ew...it makes them look really girly.

11. It annoys me when the movie fades into different scenes a lot.

12. Fat and old. Gross.

13. Ugly faces, nice bodies. The ugly faces outweighs the nice bodies on my turn-off scale.

14. When the cameraman keeps the camera on the penetration for a long time. I mean, sure that's the point of porn, but I want to see their bodies and faces, too!

15. Odd fetishes...urine, feet, bondage, etc.

EVERYTHING YOU SAY I CONCUR WITH!!!

 

[cmlei70]

I remembered another one. A hot sex scene that is destroyed by having another model masturbate to the sex scene. I can't multitask. I need the focus to be on one sex scene.

 

[MercuryJones]

Santa Claus hats.

 

[Frosty]

-When they leave the porn sound on and you hear women having sex.
-Barebacking.

 

[TX-Beau]

Turn offs. Hmmmmm.

1. Emaciated to the point they have protruding bones. Not sexy.

2. Over direction – you know the one, that position no sane person would want to get into, and the one that the guys are obviously suffering through just to get to the paycheck.

3. Straight men who can’t get it up and off. I don’t care if he’s straight, I just care if he’s hot, and getting off.

4. Dirty talk – and I mean bad, cheesy, cliché dirty talk. I fucking love slutty, eager, demanding bottoms, with filthy, filthy mouths. Right up to the point where someone says manpussy.

5. Guys in jockstraps who should not be in jockstraps. You need the ass to pull one off.

6. Hairy guys who over groom, Smooth guys who look like they’ve been buffed by one of those floor machines (nobody is THAT smooth)

7. No foreplay.

8. Leather. I know some of you out there love this – so I can only assume in real life it’s no where near as cheesy as it seems in leather porn.

9. Daddy/boy. Kinda the same as leather, as in I don’t get it, and we’ve all seen the ones that look like pedo. Scary.