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You can tell you live in a small rural town when.....

You find a pair of shoes, and know exactly who to return them to. :cool:

You've showered with all the guys in town, either in gym class, on your sports team, or at someone's house. :twisted: ..|

It's impossible to date someone who isn't related to one of your Buds! #-o

EVERYONE knows what you've been up to! But only a few will actually talk about it to anyone else. !oops!

Even the local "outcasts" are considered part of the community. :rolleyes:

Everyone in your house, at any given time, are "expected" to be there. :wave:
 
... you get a mobile library service once a month.

... if someone in the family needs you, they know EXACTLY where to find you.

... everyone in the town attends the school concert.

...The undertaker puts a smal notice on his door of the clients for the previous day.

... the chemist will keep his door open for you if he knows that you have just been to the doctors and will be needing a prescription filled.... that is if you haven't had to drive 30 km to the next biggest town to the nearest doctor and chemist.

.. on public holidays the closest chemist on the holiday roster is in a town 50km away.
 
The "exotic food" section of the grocery/hardware store contains Nacho Chips, Salsa, Rice and soy sauce.
 
When you have to ask the divorce lawyer whether or not your ex-wife will still be your sister when the divorce is final.

When you go to the doctor and then overhear all of your results at the coffee shop the next morning.

When your son tries to skip school only to find that he was seen by three people who knew him and then called work to tell me all about it.....so when he got home I asked how his day was and then informed him he was ratted out!
 
I remember the "Pride", felt by the entire town, when they installed a traffic light at Main and Elm Streets! It was suspended over the middle of the intersection, and consisted of two light bulbs. On Main Street it was Red lens on top, and Green lens on bottom. On Elm Street it was Green lens on top and Red lens on bottom.

Unforturnately, my Dad, the Methodist Minister, is color blind! He would constantly run the red light on Elm Street (since it was the bottom one)! It was the common knowledge in town that when you saw Yellow (the color of Dad's station wagon), it really did mean "Caution"! ..|
 
Everyone knows what you did last night, last week, last month, and most of your life.....

You call everyone by their first name and they know not only you but all your family....

Your mom worked for the only doctor for 25 years and you used to go to work with her when she could not find someone to stay with you and now everyone still calls you "Tommy."
 
when there is some type of family emergency, everybody in town brings over food.

It is very interesting how this thread has evolved. Keep it up. This is good reading.
 
Your school bus driver went to school with your grandparents and also drove your parents to school on the same bus
 
No one has a street address. All of the mail is addressed to a box number and the post office serves as a local gathering spot - right across the street from the cafe
 
Everyone has a "charge account" at the grocery, hardware and gas station
 
Finally! A thread custom-designed for the town I live in!!

  • My town is so small it has not appeared on any map for more than 80 years.
  • My town has only one road.
  • My town has one church, one bar, and twelve houses.
  • One of the houses in our town was sold recently. We all knew the new owner's name before they moved in.
  • Some of the houses in my town are so far back in the woods even Jehovah's Witnesses can't find them.
  • There are approximately ten times more deer in my town than humans.
  • Neighbors have seen my gay rainbow flag and have asked me why I fly the flag of Germany. (No, really!)
  • Everyone in this town has their own family recipe for chow-chow, scrapple, and shoo-fly pie -- and we all make them!
  • Every house in this town is heated by oil. We are all going to go bankrupt this winter. :(
 
when I came home for luch there were 3 cantalopes a watermelon and a mess of squash and okra on my doorstep
 
Everyone has a name for the local neighborhood dog, who is really a stray, but everyone takes care of him because no one really knows who's dog it is. ;)
 
Mom kept a bag of dog food under the kitchen sink, eventhough we didn't have a dog of our own at the time. :D ..|

You never knew, for sure, who that might be in the bathroom ... a family member, or someone else. #-o !oops!

No one in need of Anything was in need of it for long! :-)

The clothes in your dresser/closet, or even the ones you came home in, were not necessarily "yours" to begin with, and were subject to constant change! :cool:

Everyone knew what everyone else was having for dinner, and, therefore, which house to try to be at. :rolleyes:
 
T-Zero said:
... on the 4th of July, the town fireworks consist of sparklers, one Roman candle and bottle rockets.
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Hell.....my town is so small that on the 4th of July, the town fireworks consist of the townsfolk getting their rifles and shooting at the sparklers, one Roman candle and bottle rockets.
 
The whole town turns out to watch them pave a block of road because it is one of the big yearly events.....

Your credit card gets screwed up and you can call the bank president at home....and he gives the hotel his credit card to charge your bill to and then you take care of it when you get home....

McDonalds coming to town makes large headlines in the local paper and people begin to talk about how big the city is now becoming with fine restaurants wanting to come to town!
 
None of your friends have heard of Bike Locks, let alone need one! ..|
 
You know you live in a small when you have to suck your own cock while finger fucking your ass hole.
 
Now THAT is something I'd like to see! Got pics, Blue??? :badgrin:
 
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