Pearls

[Fastdavy]

I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Lol!
I keep getting a mental picture of Bette Davis in "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane"sitting at the keyboard high on meds merrily typing away.
Do you ever date outside your species Marvtha?I do.

 

[marvtha]

I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Lol!
I keep getting a mental picture of Bette Davis in "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane"sitting at the keyboard high on meds merrily typing away.
Do you ever date outside your species Marvtha?I do.

bette davis eyes...marvtha used to love that song..."her hair is harlowe gold...."

don't know nothing about your missing baby though.
call 911 maybe???

fastdavy..marvtha like her lovin slow and easy.....likes to feel it in the muffin for a spell as to get the juices flowin!

 

[marvtha]

I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Lol!
I keep getting a mental picture of Bette Davis in "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane"sitting at the keyboard high on meds merrily typing away.
Do you ever date outside your species Marvtha?I do.

marvtha no jessica fletcher but was thinking you should hunt down a certain fat lady named zelda. she might have baby jane?

she travels from town to town in circus.

we think my uncle guidos brother was taken by her?
marvtha believe and i'm quite lucid because it's not 9 a.m. yet so i'm sober....anyway zelda lures the small children in her folds of fat with the sugary aroma of cotton candy then the bug spray fumes knock them out!

lord knows what happens after that????
like something out of stephen king novel no??

anyway this might help?

 

[marvtha]

Hello fellow Jubbers!

9/11 makes me remember back to that very sad day and the collective loss we as Americans experienced. My heart goes out to the many families who lost loved ones.

On a more personal level I have givin' this much thought and as of Saturday night have not touched a drop of alcohol and have taken only the meds prescribed to me.

Why you ask? Because I want to be coherent and lucid when I visit my real mother (Martha) in the home. I have not seen her in years because I was never able to forgive her for giving me up just because her new husband didn't like little girls.

Mother was always drunk so I really don't know if she realized the pain it caused me. Her and her new husband Peter did have a boy which pleased the pervert to no end I'm sure! His name Is Bellamy and last I heard he worked in a mortuary doing make-up. Yes I have a half-brother that I have never met!

It is time to see her face to face to tell her how much she hurt me and hopefully I'll be able to forgive her and then finally heal!

My father Marvin Joon and his wife June raised me as best as they could and June whom I call "Mama" continues to work numerous jobs to support us after father's death last year. His liver was shot from the alcoholism.

Anyway I will be taking the bus to see Martha (mother) and will be gone for a couple days...maybe longer? Hopefully I'll get to meet my half-brother?

Behave yourselves! Stay strong and support each other! Family matters!

Love, Marvtha Joon

 

[Jadin32]

Hello fellow Jubbers!

9/11 makes me remember back to that very sad day and the collective loss we as Americans experienced. My heart goes out to the many families who lost loved ones.

On a more personal level I have givin' this much thought and as of Saturday night have not touched a drop of alcohol and have taken only the meds prescribed to me.

Why you ask? Because I want to be coherent and lucid when I visit my real mother (Martha) in the home. I have not seen her in years because I was never able to forgive her for giving me up just because her new husband didn't like little girls.

Mother was always drunk so I really don't know if she realized the pain it caused me. Her and her new husband Peter did have a boy which pleased the pervert to no end I'm sure! His name Is Bellamy and last I heard he worked in a mortuary doing make-up. Yes I have a half-brother that I have never met!

It is time to see her face to face to tell her how much she hurt me and hopefully I'll be able to forgive her and then finally heal!

My father Marvin Joon and his wife June raised me as best as they could and June whom I call "Mama" continues to work numerous jobs to support us after father's death last year. His liver was shot from the alcoholism.

Anyway I will be taking the bus to see Martha (mother) and will be gone for a couple days...maybe longer? Hopefully I'll get to meet my half-brother?

Behave yourselves! Stay strong and support each other! Family matters!

Love, Marvtha Joon

A really strange turn of events!!!!

 

[marvtha]

a fronts moving in cause.....marvtha's back!!!!

marvtha wasn't away but 2 days on my trek to see martha (mother).

she didn't know me even after all my explaining and it takes a lot for me to remember shit so that was a chore!
mother's brain is more pickled than a herring! she just kept asking for booze!
"one of you ugly bitches bring me a glass of vino" she'd shout! i didn't understand cause i was the only person in roonm with her!!!

after 10 minutes of that noise i said "fuck it" and gave her my flask.
some people carry first aid...marvtha have other emergencies....don't judge me!
anyway she polished off the whole flask; looked me in the eyes...well kinda (couldn't focus) and said "i love you." then passed out!

now marvtha realize she told me this cause i gave the big boozer her life blood and she was grateful but.....i'm tearing up ....i got to hear those 3 words come from her mouth!

after that soap opera moment marvtha needed a drink! mother done polished off reserves so i found the nearest bar!
it was called "drag in"
you queers would love this place....men dressing as women!

marvtha got soooooo drunk and was singing along to the songs despite the plastic umbrellas and boos being thrown my way. marvtha was having blast!

after the show the "girls" invited me backstage!
oh i got drunk with babs, cher, liza, madonna, clay aiken....all the girls were there!

we were having a gay ol time when in stumbles this one drag queen smelling of whiskey, white diamonds and formaldehyde.
he/she looked like that fella bea arthur and rosie o'donnell but in woman's clothes!
he/she kept apologizing for missing her spot.

"well if it isn't the belle of the ball. a day late and a darvon short." they grumbled!

he/she looked towards me. our eyes met and time stood still!
it was like looking in a mirror but he/she wasn't tacky as ol' marvtha and wore less makeup.
after i apply my face mama always says "you want some syrup with that pancake?"
anyway...there was this connection or maybe it was just an aneuyrysm???

he/she must've felt it too though because soon after....MARVTHA GOT LAID!

OH yes there was actual..insertion!:thewave: well what little there was to go in his thingie look like a big wad of grape bubble gum!
but it sure being pissed on, or come splattered!!

he/she ended up puking afterwards then hyperventilating. "i've never been with a woman before. what came over me?" he gasped!
i replied "well i ain't ever been fucked by a guy before while his dress was above his waist and panty hose around his ankles!" why question fate?
git r done!

he/she finally calmed down after marvtha let him suck on my pacifer

after that i only remember.... lots of booze, party favors and show tunes!

next thing i remember i was laying in the gravel in front of our house with mama shaking me "why did bette midler throw you out of that van full of girls? she barely made a complete stop." she hollered.

i wish i could play dumb but really had no idea!

"the girls were late for bible study" i replied.
like expired milk....mama not buying it.

anyway marvtha's trip wasn't waste of time.
martha (mother) told me that she loved me..kinda........now you stop!
AND i think i met my soul mate??: who just happens to be a drag queen and who's name i don't recall
maybe i gave he/she my number???? i can't remember hours of stuff little alone details!!!

one regret though...i never got to meet my half-brother bellamy!

okay marvtha still recovering so

i'm outtie marvtha

 

[marvtha]

Awwww, Marvtha got some.....

yes even though it barely passed through my "lips" it was still better than what i've had lately. everything but........... INSERTION!

my real man is like a woman!!!!

i wish i knew he/she's name???????

 

[marvtha]

Good to have you back safely Marvtha! Sounds like quite an adventure. You lead the COOLEST life!

you as sweet as alice's peanut butter pie you are!

and cute as a duck wearin a hat too!

oh marvtha back safe but HORNY sweetie!

not ten minutes ago i tried to cool down the fires with a polish kielbalsa but got hungry and had me a nibble
now you hush ....taint nothing wrong with a girl eating deli with her own juices on it!

is there!?

now marvtha got the heartburn and might have to drink some jager ......for medicinal purposes only of course!

anyhoo ...it's dollar shot night at the lobolounge. maybe you join me kyyle?
i'll show you things that'll give you night sweats!

 

[marvtha]

^Sounds like someone is pissed off! Or are we just in a bad mood?

Marvtha....you need to do something about Elvis....I mean Elvin...he is in such a bad mood.

elvis got sassy mouth at times and still needs to take a good shit but he's got hair on his peaches. anyone who can verbally spar with ol' marvtha has got my respect!

oh when entering marvtha's thread you can leave your brain behind but you need strong stomach and a "hefty" pair of nads!

hey chance marvtha like you too. why don''t you join me and kyyle at the lobo tonight!
well have a few dozen drinks throw some slayer on the stereo and play a game of "who or what's going in which hole"

p.s. marvtha has got freaky finger on left hand that is the size of ballpark frank!
if kyyle's pickle isn't big enough to satisfy you ol' marvtha can play poke your prostate with my digit!

 

[marvtha]

I don't know if I could keep up with you hotstuff! Do like a little Jager now and then...and curious to know what you'll show me

sweetie ...marvtha notice you are virgin!
i wouldn't want to scar you for life!
there are ex lovers of mine that were sober who are now in padded cells speaking in different tongues!

marvtha best when participant is VERY drunk and on hallucinogenics!

marvtha can't even explain what you'd see because there are parts that medical scientists don't recognize!
the doctors just refer to my oddities by numbers...."appendage #1 shows signs of rigidness, #2 needs lanced "#7 might be pregnant....you get the idea!

find yourself a sweet boy like my jakie and leave the hardcore to the blind and brain dead!

you can still join me for some jager though and chance could maybe do ya?!?

match maker marvtha

 

[marvtha]

Double Penetration !

oh marvtha's kitten twitchin now!

elvis chooses to stay away from marvtha...smart man

kyyle maybe you could take care of his constipation and play "knock knock" with his colon!

is your pickle big???

the only thing that has been in my hoo ha lately not even pass through my sugar walls!

 

[marvtha]

Hmmm.. you're probably right Marvtha! (I have tried mushrooms once at a Grateful Dead show..would that get me there?) It would probably be best if we just had a couple drinks and I watched you work Elvis over with the FINGER. Chance probably more my type

oh this is "deadhead" brother...groovy man!
hells yeah...... bring the shrooms and lets see where the night takes us!

i mean JUST SAY NO

pssst....meet me out back with those shrooms

 

[JakeBequette]

find yourself a sweet boy like my jakie

You're too nice to me​

 

[marvtha]

^

I love marvtha....

oh vannie marvtha luvs you too! you want to meet me. elvis, kyyle and perhaps chance at the lobo????

there's gonna be some jager, shrooms and somebodies gettin marvtha's freaky finger up their bunky!

 

[marvtha]

You're too nice to me​

JAKIE!!!! marvtha miss you!

you should meet kyyle ...he nice virgin boy....but not too nice ya know. i mean he can get his freak on i'm sure!

you up for lobo???

 

[JakeBequette]

JAKIE!!!! marvtha miss you!

you should meet kyyle ...he nice virgin boy....but not too nice ya know. i mean he can get his freak on i'm sure!

you up for lobo???

YES! Bring kyyle​

 

[ahotjock71]

marvtha, sweet, sweet demented marvtha. I have no shrooms for you, but I would give my left nut to see what you are like after we smoked a joint! Ah, hell, I'll give you my left nut anyway.

 

[marvtha]

marvtha, sweet, sweet demented marvtha. I have no shrooms for you, but I would give my left nut to see what you are like after we smoked a joint! Ah, hell, I'll give you my left nut anyway.

MR. MAN i think my freaky finger would fit right up that FINE ASS!!!

lobo....9ish...be there!

p.s. well marvtha kinda already has left nut...not sure yet...they have to run more test!
lets keep that on the down low or marvtha won't use lube when that finger enters that sweet hole!

 

[marvtha]

My bunky is an Exit Only Besides...Your in love with Elvis...

hell we got us an orgy going now so you can be the top...whatever....kyyle lettin his freak flag fly tonight right baby!!!!

marvtha loves her elvis but sometime he's not the brightest bulb...

how big your pickle vannie????


psssst...IQ of a turnip!
now don't you go tellin him that!

 

[JakeBequette]

hell we got us an orgy going now so you can be the top...whatever....kyyle lettin his freak flag fly tonight right baby!!!!

marvtha loves her elvis but sometime he's not the brightest bulb...

how big your pickle vannie????


psssst...IQ of a turnip!
now don't you go tellin him that!

I thought I was supposed to meet kyyle?

That's mean about Elvis, but true!​